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Cuando el avion huele mal, es porque se le apago el piloto??
Si los padres andan con sotana, los hijos andan con mengana y perengana??
Cuando una película esta doblada, solo vez la mitad??
Una muestra de cine, es un pedazo de película??
Si una película se revela, ya no quiere trabajar??
Si la dirección en una película esta mal, nunca das con el cine??
Una foto infantil, se la pasa jugando??
Cuando una foto esta bien expuesta, corre peligro??
Cuando se te acaba el rollo, te quedas callado??
Cuando una película se vela, es porque ya se murio??
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